Hocus Pocus

Candice Janeen 10/31/15 Candice Janeen 10/31/15

Hocus Pocus

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A colagen buff? You might as well ask me to wash with soap and water!

Candice Janeen 9/11/15 Candice Janeen 9/11/15

A colagen buff? You might as well ask me to wash with soap and water!

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I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are

Candice Janeen 9/9/15 Candice Janeen 9/9/15

I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are

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Happy Labor Day

Candice Janeen 9/7/15 Candice Janeen 9/7/15

Happy Labor Day

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Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes?

Candice Janeen 9/6/15 Candice Janeen 9/6/15

Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes?

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Yeah, I’d like to go away…

Candice Janeen 9/2/15 Candice Janeen 9/2/15

Yeah, I’d like to go away…

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They won’t let her shop. Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren’t bigger whores than she is

Candice Janeen 8/31/15 Candice Janeen 8/31/15

They won’t let her shop. Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren’t bigger whores than she is

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Mono was like the best diet ever

Candice Janeen 8/11/15 Candice Janeen 8/11/15

Mono was like the best diet ever

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You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny

Candice Janeen 8/1/15 Candice Janeen 8/1/15

You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny

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Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood

Candice Janeen 6/26/15 Candice Janeen 6/26/15

Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood

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What a bitch taking your hamburger. I mean, what was that?

Candice Janeen 6/24/15 Candice Janeen 6/24/15

What a bitch taking your hamburger. I mean, what was that?

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Bows On The Brain

Candice Janeen 6/22/15 Candice Janeen 6/22/15

Bows On The Brain

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I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

Candice Janeen 6/3/15 Candice Janeen 6/3/15

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

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You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.

Candice Janeen 6/1/15 Candice Janeen 6/1/15

You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.

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I wouldn't say that I'm a planner, I'm more of a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants kind of girl.

Candice Janeen 5/29/15 Candice Janeen 5/29/15

I wouldn't say that I'm a planner, I'm more of a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants kind of girl.

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So, you're the flavor of the month?

Candice Janeen 5/27/15 Candice Janeen 5/27/15

So, you're the flavor of the month?

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American Beauty

Candice Janeen 5/25/15 Candice Janeen 5/25/15

American Beauty

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Look Honey! I’ve got a run in my pantyhose…but I’m not wearing pantyhose!

Candice Janeen 5/20/15 Candice Janeen 5/20/15

Look Honey! I’ve got a run in my pantyhose…but I’m not wearing pantyhose!

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You people work on commission, right? Big mistake. Big. Huge.

Candice Janeen 5/11/15 Candice Janeen 5/11/15

You people work on commission, right? Big mistake. Big. Huge.

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“I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna let me go

Candice Janeen 5/4/15 Candice Janeen 5/4/15

“I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna let me go

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